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  1. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    The idea of Festivus on Seinfeld was taken from a writer on the show whose family actually celebrated it. The Festivus Pole was made up, though.
     
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  2. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    The cartoon Popeye was actually about about Russia and America fighting over oil. Hence Olive Oil.
     
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  3. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    "Indonesia set to introduce strict new law banning sex outside of marriage"

    no try before you buy

    what about a money back guarantee
     
    1. conroe4
      You unwrap, you bought.
       
      conroe4, Dec 5, 2022
    2. slutwolf
      Not in this country
      lol
      we have a consumers guarantee act

      everything has to be fit for purpose
       
      slutwolf, Dec 5, 2022
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    silkythighs Porn Star

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    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    The Chupa Chups logo was designed by Salvador Dali.
     
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  6. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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  7. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    No whales of any kind have ever been killed by the traps or nets that lobster fishermen in Maine have ever set. Yet, Whole Foods Markets have banned the sale of Maine Lobster, because the endangered species the 'Right Whale' (known for warmer waters, like Florida) may be killed. But no whale of any kind has ever been killed, and there have never been any sightings of a 'Right Whale' reported in Maine waters.

    But, the area is marked for future 'Windmill farms'.

    Hmmm...
     
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      And yet idiot Joe has lobster at White House function.
       
      mstrman, Dec 7, 2022
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      mstrman
      Take your idiotic dumb posts to politics .

      I eat lobster to , but you're the idiot here.
       
      slutwolf, Dec 7, 2022
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      slutface
      Kiss my ass, and you're a moron.
       
      mstrman, Dec 7, 2022
  8. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    To be repowered with clean technology fired boilers.
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    "The TSS Earnslaw is a 1912 Edwardian twin screw steamer
    based at Lake Wakatipu in New Zealand.
    It is one of the oldest tourist attractions in Central Otago, and
    the only remaining commercial passenger-carrying ,
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    hand shoveled , coal-fired steamship in the southern hemisphere.

    Launched: 24 February 1912
    Construction started: 4 July 1911
    Length: 51 m
    Draft: 2.1 m
    Owner: RealNZ
    Speed: 13 knots
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    Installed power: Twin locomotive-type coal fired boilers, working pressure 180lb per square inch"
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    The Earnslaw burns approximately a tonne of coal an hour when it is underway.
    They do up to 6 trips that’s approximately 9 tonnes a day.
    **
    "The hull and machinery, including the boilers and engines, were designed and built in Dunedin NZ"

    "The ship is unique in that the hull was constructed in Dunedin, dismantled , each piece numbered , so it could be transported to Kingston , reconstructed ,
    then fitted out for use on Lake Wakatipu."

    ** *** **
    Her boilers are due for replacement in the next few years anyway (less than five years now)
    and will be replaced by non coal burning boilers)
    Not yet decided which , but a few options possible.

    As the boss said , we don't want to get ahead of technology , so we have to be sure the choice is fit for purpose for years to come , without compromising the ship's performance and passenger experience.
    9 tons of coal a day is equivalent to one hell of a lot of alternative fuel per year , obviously.

    Also of course they have to have security of regular supply.
    She operates every day , at least several trips per day.
    (except when up for maintenance , next due late winter next year 2023 , for 1 1/2 months)


    It will be interesting to see where they go.
    I doubt they can extend the life of the current boilers much , if at all.
    bio gass , bio diesel , hydrogen , or ? ? ?

    note:
    If you think gas to dangerous , consider this.
    Titanic basically was so damage by that iceberg because
    one of her coal bunkers had been burning since well before she left Southampton on that fateful maiden voyage ,
    which had greatly weakened metal around it.
    The water literally burst through under its own pressure into the boiler room.
    That was the tipping point.
    She was doomed to sink , and sink quickly, after that
     
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    1. Themis
      An interesting ( to me at least ) aside to this, 18 months ago, My mother got a phone call from a RealNZ representative, looking for my father, as he was the only person they knew of in the southern hemisphere still qualified to work on those boilers. Apparently they were not impressed to hear he had passed away 6 months prior without their permission ( Mum's words ) and wanted her to tell them who his apprentice was. Being that he had retired from NZ Rail ( where he was the only one in the country able to work on said boilers ) they have no longer have apprenticeships, she also had to inform them they were shit outta luck.
       
      Themis, Dec 12, 2022
    2. slutwolf
      Is a moot point now , as the whole boilers need replacing ,
      and it's no longer acceptable to have something chugging around belching coals smoke all day long every day.

      There should be quite a few with a lot of experience still , as there's still a lot of other steam engines opperating , including the old Kingston Flyer

      see below
       
      slutwolf, Dec 12, 2022
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      Just put a nuclear reactor in.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jan 2, 2023
    4. slutwolf
      Several problems with that.
      If it were a serious suggestion.
      First , we are nuclear free , and no hope of that changing any time soon.
      Second , if possible , it would change the character of the ship , and the "experience" ,
      and be to heavy anyway.
      Probably sink it lol

      Just imagine , a 110+ year old wooden ship tied up in downtown Queenstown tourist mecca
      365 days a year,
      with a nuclear reactor fizzing in its bowels ,
      I'm sure they'd prefer it stayed burning coal
       
      slutwolf, Jan 2, 2023
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      I always say if a Jeep Wrangler was meant to drive fast, it wouldn't be shaped like a brick.
       
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  10. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Kingston Flyer
    fully restored and operating in same area as
    TSS Earnslaw
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  11. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Interestingly funny

    "Gone in 60 million seconds: BMW owner removes car parked for two years at airport"
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    "The owner, who is from Oman but recently returned to New Zealand, told ,, he planned to collect the vehicle."

    "The owner previously said he parked the car at the airport a few weeks before New Zealand’s borders closed,"

    "Vehicles of a similar age sell for about $8000 on Trade Me, which is what the owner’s parking ticket would cost according to the airport’s online parking calculator."

    "An airport spokesperson confirmed the owner had removed his vehicle after coming up with “an agreed amount to be paid”.
    **

    "The Dunedin case had a happier ending than that of a blue Suzuki Swift, which was parked at New Plimouth airport for two years.

    "That vehicle, which had unpaid parking of $7800, was claimed by a finance company."

    the wicked ways of covid
     
  12. Blank2u

    Blank2u Porn Star

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    Interesting fact about where I work.
    Denver is known as the ‘Mile High City”.
    You would have to drive 'up' another mile (About 4 hour ride)
    I live 10,528 ft. above sea level.
    I would give you a bottle of oxygen when you get here.
    You would spend your first night in the ‘Vomit Hotel”.
    Nobody comes up to just spend ‘a day or two’ here.
     
    1. deegenerate
      I went scuba diving in a lake in the Co. Rockies, and it was hard to breathe there, carrying my equipment. I felt like I had just run a race or something.
       
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      My army buddy station in Ft Collins, around 1970, bought a bar around 10,000 ft up near Cripple Creek..Ill find the name later. Gold Coin or something or other. In Victor Colorado
      Had oxygen problems walking upstairs at his bar.
       
      Dearelliot, Dec 28, 2022
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      There are a lot of abandoned mines up here, at one time there were over 5000 people mining.
      One of the companies I work for has a research station up here.
      Silver and gold is still up here but it is hard to get to and as you know, conditions are harsh.
      Tourists do not last very long.
       
      Blank2u, Dec 29, 2022
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  13. pokerm

    pokerm Newcumer

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    How are you?
     
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      Who are you talking to?
       
      mstrman, Dec 13, 2022
    2. Barry D
      I don't think he has any idea about that....
       
      Barry D, Dec 13, 2022
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    54 years ago today!
     
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    AI generated metal is fucking awesome
     
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    Macro photography of snowflakes ❄️❄️❄️

    I have never understood how “snowflake” became an insult lol.

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      EXCELLENT PHOTOS!!! They say that no two are identical....
      I'm going to leave it up to someone else to "mansplain" that one, unless you were questioning that rhetorically....
       
      Barry D, Dec 21, 2022
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      Fractals!
       
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  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    This one made me laugh out loud. lol

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  19. Cherrypop

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    A banana is actually a berry! And a strawberry isn’t a berry. Neither are raspberries lol.
     
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  20. Cain69u

    Cain69u Sex Machine

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    My cocks so hard it is equivalent to titanium lol