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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I keep seeing this commercial on TV for Applebees using the AC/DC song Back in Black.

    I've only been to an Applebees ONCE in my life ever, because I was having dinner with a buddy years ago and mentioned that I'd never been to one.
    It was okay... unexciting... reasonably palatable food - no real reason to go back, which I haven't.

    Sorry - this restaurant and the whole 'Bad Boys of Rock 'N Roll' thing doesn't jibe with me.
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      I'm not a fan of Applebee's. Especially their "riblets". They feel like someone chewed them up then glued them back on the bone. Yuck.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, May 3, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      I'd rather go to Denny's - not a big one on my hit parade either.

      I like my local diners.
       
      latecomer91364, May 3, 2021
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    3. SoutheastUSofA
      Local diners are the way to go. Every time.
       
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    4. Cherrypop
      Applebee’s in Canada sucks. They definitely don’t deserve AC/DC lol
       
      Cherrypop, May 3, 2021
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    5. Bigamerguy24
      i don't go to any restaurants. I never liked paying $30 for 1 meal. $30 can buy a worth of food. I'm not cheap, i spend money all the time on my gf and daughter, we drive to the coast alot, sight see, go to national parks and hike and i always bring our food, never eat out.
       
      Bigamerguy24, May 3, 2021
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  2. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Its 39 minutes till Monday
     
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    1. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      I'm counting too
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, May 3, 2021
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    2. Sweetpassion
      Hey guess what? It's Monday. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, May 3, 2021
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    3. deleted user 555 768
      it is now 14, hours till Tuesday,... mornin'
       
      deleted user 555 768, May 3, 2021
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Depending on where we are in the world. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, May 3, 2021
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    5. deleted user 555 768
      wherever you are in the world, there your are
       
      deleted user 555 768, May 3, 2021
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  3. LadyTanya

    LadyTanya Sexy Tease

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    My speeding ticket came with a serve jail time option on it.
    I wonder if a week in jail would be fun
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      I sure as hell don't want to find out. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, May 3, 2021
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    2. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      No
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, May 3, 2021
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  4. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Water hoses annoy me so much. No matter what you do they still get all tangled up. Then having to wrap them back up properly. I need to purchase some yard sprinklers for my flowers. Lol
     
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  5. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    The nice thing about XNXX is that no matter what kind of stupid thought enters my head, I can spew it out in here somewhere.
    A little song I just made up:

    Hey Google, Hey Google
    Find this for me, Google
    Hey Google, Hey Google

    (I'm not really planning to develop this any further)
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Speaking of random i burnt my tongue on coffee this morning. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, May 3, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      Too bad they don't have an 'Empathize' button for comments (I don't actually 'like' the fact that you burned your tongue... lol)
       
      latecomer91364, May 3, 2021
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    3. Sweetpassion
      As long as my tongue still works. I use it alot. Hahaha
       
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  6. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    The future ain’t what it used to be.



    :)
     
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  7. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I can't decide which random thought I'm having is the better one to put here. Oh well. :laugh:
     
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  8. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Sooner or later we get snipped
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    The later the better
     
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    1. Dearelliot
      some get eaten
       
      Dearelliot, May 4, 2021
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    2. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      Not a bad idea or thought
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, May 4, 2021
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  9. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I think it's about time for an avatar change.
     
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  10. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Maybe I should call it a day
     
    1. Ed Itor
      But what if it's a night?
       
      Ed Itor, May 4, 2021
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  11. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    Is it too early to eat a curly wurly? I think yes. But I may do it anyway
     
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    2. bigbird
      Are you trying to be British again Tenguy?
       
      bigbird, May 4, 2021
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    3. tenguy
      No, but I still miss the old grump!
       
      tenguy, May 4, 2021
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    4. deegenerate
      It's never too early for a Curly Wurly!
       
      deegenerate, May 4, 2021
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    5. Ed Itor
      Nor too late.
       
      Ed Itor, May 4, 2021
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I just found out my dad has cancer. Because the poor man hasn’t already been through enough.
     
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    2. bigbird
      sorry to hear that - you've both been through so much already that really sucks
       
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    3. Ed Itor
      I hate that fucking disease so much that I swear.
      If they put half the energy into finding a cure as they do for
      Covid-19 maybe we'd have some success.
       
      Ed Itor, May 4, 2021
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      Very sorry to hear that!!!
      Do us all a favor, and tell your dad to kick cancers ASS!!!
       
      phxbi_bear80, May 4, 2021
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    5. latecomer91364
      So sad to hear that news. I hope he beats it! Stay positive - hopefully full remission isn't far away.
       
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    6. Cherrypop
      Thanks everyone ♥️
       
      Cherrypop, May 4, 2021
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  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    It would be great to be 70 years old
     
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  15. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Is it just me, or should Levar Burton be the new host of Jeopardy!

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    1. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      Ouch this hurts lol.
      Aaron Rogers is my answer Alex, RIP
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, May 4, 2021
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    2. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      I remember when Levar was in diapers
       
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Aaron Rogers is an entertaining guy I will admit...but not the right fit in my opinion lol
       
      phxbi_bear80, May 4, 2021
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  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I love trees shrouded in fog in the morning.
    (I'm just too lazy to find that 'Favorite Things' thread and post it there)
     
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  17. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    1. Allie in cali
      Today is taco tues
       
      Allie in cali, May 5, 2021
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    2. deleted user 22123213
      I’m all in for the Margaritas !!
       
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    3. latecomer91364
      I loooove tacos and Margaritas!

      The gym... not so much...
      I think I'm imbalanced
       
      latecomer91364, May 5, 2021
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    4. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      I'm a Libra but don't let the scale scare you it is very unbalanced
       
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  18. deleted user 22123213

    deleted user 22123213 Sinfully Classy

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    Another night of freakin storms !! Go away rain
     
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  19. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I'm not pimping a product, but this 'Brella Shield' I just saw in a commercial is pure genius. They took your average collapsible umbrella and made it fit the average windshield. Brilliant!

    I hope they make a ton of money.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I haven't seen that yet. I'll have to go check it out!
       
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    2. latecomer91364
      I guess I'm a little slow during my own little 'happy hour', but I just realized that on a rainy day, you could probably use it as an umbrella.

      A lot of any continued success they may have depends on how well it's built.
       
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  20. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I should have brought the bottle in here
     
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